with your own penis?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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