i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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