oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My penis needs a shock collar
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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