I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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