Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I smell stomach acid.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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