Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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