is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So squirting runs in the family.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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