why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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