Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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