But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just sent this text using only my big toe
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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