Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
...so i touched it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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