it hurts more in the daytime
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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