Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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