Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How drunk are you?
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