wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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