i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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