yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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