I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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