Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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