is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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