My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
