He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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