i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This baby is an asshole
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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