Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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