i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
