fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I CAN MOONWALK!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
