White coat. Heels.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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