Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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