Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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