Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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