Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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