with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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