I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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