I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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