Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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