So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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