i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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