I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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