Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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