brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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