it was like eating out sand paper
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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