please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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