pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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