Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i think my cat just said my name.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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