it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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