They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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