Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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