he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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