Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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