Say something about gay babies.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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