This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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