So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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