Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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