Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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