Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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